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And we thought those terrorists who bombed the World Trade Center were crazy for thinking their actions would merit them a passel of virgins to bang in the wild blue yonder! But back to Jeffs: When we got a gander of him on TV in his jail jumpsuit, we realized he was lucky to be born into polygamy. If men and women do not submit to this doctrine, they are banned from the community, stripped of their families and denied entrance into the "Celestial Kingdom." Anybody who's been paying attention knows what this is it's Mormon heaven, in which even mainstream Mormon men (who eschew polygamy while in the flesh the Salt Lake City-based church now forbids it) get to do the wild thing with multiple wives in the afterlife.
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Some men those Jeffs really likes, naturally have been granted scores of brides. What power! Girls as young as 14 have been required to submit to this rule and bed down with guys old enough to be their grandfathers.
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Here's how Jeffs' nifty little religion works: Church doctrine holds that the prophet marry loyal male followers to as many "wives" as the prophet deems appropriate. His polygamist community of Colorado City, Arizona, and Hildale, Utah, straddles the state line. Which is why the FBI had the junior Jeffs on its Most Wanted list since August 2005, and why he was eventually nabbed on a highway in southern Nevada this summer and sent to face charges first in Utah and then in Arizona. Between Rulon and Warren, the Jeffses have forced young girls into sexual slavery for a couple of generations now. But Warren Jeffs, prophet of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has not only had sex with minors himself, he's required multitudes of his followers to commit the crime since he took over as Polygamyland's top dog from his dad. We've read of pedophiles in Arizona who've each accosted scores of children. Now, there's a lot of competition for this honor.